Comedian Kathy Griffin on Cirque

“I’m sorry. I can’t stand it. Here’s why. I don’t want to see a French-Canadian clown slowly rolling a beach ball across the stage for 5 minutes while saying, ‘ye-yay-yay.'”

That’s okay Kathy… We don’t want to see a D-list comedian rant-and-rave about nothing in particular for 5 minutes while pretending we’re listening either.